I took a good look at my life
What I saw I didn't like
Cause there was nothing that was built to last
Underneath all the cheap vaneer
There's nothing that can stand the years
It all falls apart so fast

Particle board
All the furniture I own is made of particle board
It's all I can afford particle board
Particle board
Is this what I've been working my whole life for?
Four walls and a door particle board

I have to live my life alone
Cause if I ever bring a woman home
She'll take one look at my place and any chance is blown
I guess that I have to admit
A guy looks like he can't commit
When a hex-wrench can dismantle anything he owns

Particle board
If I ever move I'll leave it here on the floor
To move would cose more than my particle board
Particle board
My life sucks and it can't be ignored
All I can afford is particle board

I try to live my life without things that tie me down
That's why I only buy crap I won't miss if I skip town
But now I see I can't live my life like this forever
I'd like to own some furniture I don't have to put together

I took a good look at my life
What I saw I didn't like
It made me wanna run away and hide
Just one look around my home
Shows that everything I own
Is all leaning to one side

Particle board
All the furniture I own is made of particle board
It's all I can afford particle board
Particle board
My life sucks and it can't be ignored
All I can afford is particle board
Particle board
Is this what I've been working my whole life for?
Four walls and a door particle board
Particle board
All the furniture I own is made of particle board
It's all I can afford particle board